A great evil has revealed it's disgusting unimaginative head! as you may or may not know, a certain "Sweet Come Come Paradise" has jacked our beloved teaser's story "into the woods" cut and pasted the good bits (all the bits are good, but still) and titled it "kissing Naruto". therefore i beg you all to report abuse, flame him into oblivion, and spam the crap outta this here e-mail: email@example.com should'a known better than to copy one of the most well known and awesome fanfics ever.
Done, done, not done.
In the name of teaser the squirrel-nins go to war!
"Come," the murderous little psychopath told him. "We have our room assignment.""You aren't going to kill me?" Kankuro's traitorous tongue blurted out before his brain had a chance to properly censor that comment. "No murderous rampage destroying this chamber and hundreds of people?""No," Gaara returned sourly. "I've done things like that before. It is nothing new to me. What I have not done is played with these 'balloons'. Tell me, do they squeal as they die?"Kankuro blinked several times, waiting for reality. Already his traitorous mouth was mumbling, "Uh, only if you let the air out real slow..."