found this somewhere else and couldn't help but want to drag it here to see what everyone comes up with.Answer the question as best you can, keeping it related to anime (Naruto works best for this com, but you can branch off on random tangents.) then ask a follow up question to continue the thread. Rules, same as all trivia. If you answer a question, you MUST ask a new question. Only one answer per question. Answer the last question and only the last question posted (aka, no going back up to pick one that you like cause you think you had a better answer).Let's see how long we can keep this going!Q: Which of the Naruto characters would have a full body pillow of one of the others? (blame drukas for this idea)
And I'll steal the answer!A: Pre-timeskip Sakura would have a Sasuke one and Hinata would have a home made Naruto one which Neji keeps stealing. XDQ: Which of the Naruto girls is most likely to make a perverted jutsu?
A: Temari, cause she'd need something to use against Kanky to keep those puppets at bay.Q: What kind of perverted jutsu would it be?Edited at 2007-12-24 08:04 am (UTC)
A: Something that causes a painfully stiff erection in target male.Q: At what point do the Sand Siblings stop being the brunt of creative perversion?
A: NEVER!Q: Would Gaara ever try the sexy no jutsu?
A: Maybe once out of sheer curiosity.Q: Would SAKURA ever try the sexy no jutsu?
A:yes because it would be the only time she would ever have breasts!Q: Does Hinata sleep in the same tent as her teamates?
A: Of course she does. Kiba and Shino are perhaps the only people that WOULDN'T take advantage of her unless she asked!Q: Does Hinata look at Naruto's naughty bits with her Byakugan when no one else is looking?
HOOOOEY that was low in and of itself.Or...wait...
A: She does it when they're looking, why else would she pass out when he's around?B: What kind of hair care products does Neji use?
A: L'Oreal, because he's worth it too.Q: Who do you think has more screen time: Tenten or The Rower from like, episode 13?
A: i would guess ten-ten. but im probly wrongQ:what do you think naruto's favorite band would be (and why)
OMG LOGO YOU'RE ALIVE! :D
just a lil bit
A: Orange Range... because anything Orange must be good XDQ: If Lee ever got a tattoo, what/where would it be?
A:either gai's face on his back or "youth" on his knucklesQ: what is jiraya's favorite ninja pickup line?
Answer: "Wanna see why they call me the great jiraiya?" *asks with a wry smirk*Question: What would garra's reaction be to his first erection and orgasm?
Answer: Most likely a very bad rash.Question: What did Gaara ask Santa for this Christmas?
A: ointment for the rashQ: why did kakashi cross the road?
Answer: Because there was smut on the other side.Question: Why did Gai cross the road after Kakashi?
Answer: To race Kakashi to the other side...on his hands.Question: How does Rock Lee respond to the recent allegations against him, regarding his positive test for illegal performance enhancers last October?
Answer: "It was all the power of youth!"Question: Where did Kakashi learn the thousand years of pain technique?
Answer: The proctologist, who has since lost his license to practice, could not be reached for comment.Question: Which male character most likely wears women's clothing when no one's around?
A: Neji, because he wishes he was cute like his cousinQ: What's faster: a heard of Sasuke Fangirls or someone running for their life after calling Chouji fat?
A: The fangirls, because eventually Chouji would get tired.Q: Which ninja would make the best pirate?
A:kakashi, cus he wears a patch and he love the bootehQ:why is tobi's mask orange?
A: To quote a teaser, because everything orange must be good.Q:How much wood would a Yamato chuck if a Yamato could chuck wood?
A: Enough wood for Al Gore to justify another damn environmental documentary.Q: Who would last the longest on "Survivor"?
A: Zetsu. Nobody would know he was there, much less vote him off, and he could easily live off the inevitable dead bodies.B: Which Naruto character would be most likely to show up on the discovery channel?
A: Kiba. The film crew, having come across him while on survival training with Akamaru, would mistake him as "the missing link" and claim he was raised by wolves. Of course, the entire shinobi community would catch the episode and Hina and Shino would barely be able to show their face in public afterwards.Q: What does Zetsu really mean when he calls Tobi a "good boy"?
A: Fear, probably. Everyone must think happy thoughts around Tobi, or he'll turn them all into, like, roaches or something, like in that Stephen King story whose name I can't remember.Q: Who do you think would be the best at handling a skateboard?
A: shino, its always the quiet onesQ: who would be most traumatized by reading "into the woods"?
A: It's gotta be Neji, not only because of the way Hinata gets treated in the story, but because his character is portrayed as a total asshole.Q: If all the ninja got together for a round of golf, who would be the first one to chuck a putter at a tree?
A: shino because its always the quiet oneQ: if every naruto character could use kage bunshin an orioke no jutsu, who would be the first to go fuck themselves?
A: Lee. They would both be mesmerized by each other's tight green suits and shiny teeth.Q: What's more dangerous: Sakura after too much coffee, or Lee after too much American beer?
A: sakura if she has super strength normally she would rip the earth apart with coffee strength (or shino cuz hes the quiet one)Q: why is shino so quiet?
A: Because it's never the quiet one, and you're a fool for suspecting him. *eyes darting back and forth*Q: Who is most likely to lighten up a tense situation with a roll of Mentos?
the Mento man (tobi's seceret identity)if hinata were a ramen flavor which flavor would she be?
A: miso, simple and traditionalQ: who would be more likely to turn their signature jutsu into a nutshot - Naruto w/his Rasengan or Sasuke with his Chidori?
A: Naruto, although given his natural clumsiness, this would be purely accidental.Q: Which character is most likely to read a doujin featuring themselves?